i am not MTV's target audience. dumb down. calm down. you all watched the co-branded MTV slash xbox special tonight right? how does your stomach feel? are you shocked? or mainly disappointed? yeah, me too. i am looking forward to the release of microsoft's next generation console, the xbox 360. but tonight's TV unveiling left me, well...feeling annoyed and totally bummed out.
xbox if you were talking to your audience, why didn't you use any words? could you show me a little less ass and lame mini rock concert and just cough up some more deets please? i want to know more about the console that's going to soon consume me. wireless...mad cool (wait, are the controls going to be small enough for my hands?) giant ipod looking console, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (sweet dreams steve jobs). interchangeable face plates? kids will love it (i could care less). where is my technology? why are you not showing me all the super cool things i know you can do? and the games you did show? i don't know man. xbox, you're missing an opportunity to impress an entire audience of gamers. wilmer valderrama playing games? god, almighty. i understand you gotta program for the MTV audience, but WHY do it so...gah. what's the point. it's over. i'll see you at E3.
who's ready for the nintendo revolution?!